The Myth and Facts of Nick Corirossi

Nick Corirossi is clearly white...probably one of those mixtures of Italian, Scottish, Dutch, German and the highly claimed "Native American".

The legend of Nick Corirossi started when he was born to his parents in Miami. It was probably a warm day.

Over his childhood he collected toys and stuff that are still stacked in his room. Some of them are important and in acrylic cases. Some things, like his old computer, are just on his desk.

Later he went to film school at Florida State. Yeah I know thats what I thought...people care about film in Florida?

Sometime between being born and going to college he was suppose to be in this Little Ceasars Pizza commercial. It never aired but it was still pretty cool to see him hanging from wires.

Nicks dad is also pretty cool. He lived in Miami when the Colombians were shooting each other while driving Ferraris and wearing shiny suits. If he is in the mood he will drive you around and point out all the shops white people wouldn't shop at.

Mainly because they didn't want to die with Colombian drug dealers in shiny suits. To be fair I wore a shiny suit in my sisters wedding. Before the wedding I ate a pop tart. My brother picked me up in his truck. I think we were late.

Apparently Nicks girlfriend in high school had big boobs. This again is family lore passed down at the dinner table over homemade risotto.